April 2013
IF YOU THINK FISTING IS BAD THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DO THIS THING CALLED HEADING AND NO IT IS NOT GIVING HEAD IT IS LITERALLY STUFIFNG YOUR HEAD IN SOMEONE’S ASS
I love how North Korea declared war against everyone and literally no one gives a fuck.
but imagine the people who aren’t in the supernatural fandom trying to get away from all the misha they must be all like
so accurate it hurts
So I heard that Google had a treasure map feature for April fools day, so I decided to try it out
Let’s go to Korea
This is Korea yes
Let’s go a little closer.
Let’s zoom in more on Seoul!
wait what’s that
is that
No
GODDAMMIT GOOGLE
thispersonsurlsuckedass-soichangedittothis:
omg no fucking way
you guys don’t have red skins or bubble o’bills or minties?
and tim tams or tiny teddies or milo?
and fairy bread or caramello koalas or crunchies or cherry ripes or WIZZ FIZZES?
HOW DO YOU LIVE OHMYGOD.
YOU’VE ALL BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK.
i feel like someone just shouted gibberish at me then got upset when i didn’t understand
- (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
- Me: “So, what will it be?”
- Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
- (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
- Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
REBLOG SO EVERYONE CAN USE IT!
this has made my life so much easier omfg
how
the flying fuck
does this not have more notes
THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT WE HAVE ALL BEEN PRAYING FOR FOR…HOW LONG?!?!!?








