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Lynn. i'm 20. This is a personal blog. my posts and reblogs consist of what i like. days differ.


Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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a dilemma I face everyday of my life is when a disney duet starts playing and I have to decide if I’m going to sing the girls lyrics, the boys lyrics, or both and die trying to hit both parts

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life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are 
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude

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Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

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do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

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My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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